Come on the Go!

Talked to a friend last night who *always* travels with porn. ALWAYS. When he's ready for a little afternoon (or evening) delight, he whips out a DVD and away he goes. When he's..ahem...done with them, he ships them to me - complete with yellow sticky notes outlining the action, the actors and hot the scene was.

Turns out, his laptop DVD bit the dust - it won't play his porn. And the hotel machine won't work. What's a boy to do?

His solution: He'll call me, I'll put a DVD in *my* computer and turn up the speakers really loud. His term: Mercy porn. Gotta love it.

As a side note: This guy travels with a GPS system, expensive suits and cool electronics. But what gets stolen out of his suitcase? His porn. Always.

Now, there's a new way to freak out your partner. If you're tired of your pubic hair tones and need a pick-me-up for the hair down there, chech out BettyBeauty The owner tells the story about sitting in hair salon in Rome and discovering that hairstylsts gave their clients' products to match their pubes to their new 'do. Now, she's got a complete product line with colors from Auburn to Black to Blonde.

Most intriguing is the pink color - maybe for those punk rock days when your pussy sports a mohawk.

Best line in their marketing copy? "No mess, no drip." There are SO many ways to take that!

Thanks to Portland Picks!

The latest TSA travel regulations do more than just prevent us from bringing on bottled water and hand lotion (oh, we must look soooo dehydrated when we step off planes!). Now, Toys in Babeland, the famous women-friendly toy shop, has advice about traveling with toys. This includes:

"All electronic devices are now required to be removed from carry on baggage and placed in separate trays before screening. This means that while technically you still can bring your vibrator on the plane with you, you’re expected to take it out and put it in full view in one of those plastic bins before it goes through the X-ray machine. "

(Goodness, can you imagine watching the Rabbit go through the security belt. Probably about the time that you had an entire children's church group behind you. Argh. "Mommy, what's THAT....? Double argh.)

Not to mention....

"If you have any sort of lube or sex lotion in your carry on, you’ll be subject to having it publicly confiscated. You probably want to be spared the humiliation of having an air screener waving around a bottle of your Banana-Flavored Juicy Lube while your fellow passengers crane their necks to see what’s causing the delay."

Ooh. But would it help you get dates on the plane? Imagine the pick-up line possibilities. "I see you're using banana-flavored. I'm a strawberry girl, myself...."

I've talked to many men who have gotten the "happy ending handjob" on the road. I ask you - where are these places for women? OK, granted, it would have to be the right situation in the right place with the right person - but, why not give us the option?

I once read an article (I think it was in Cosmo) about how women were getting more happy endings - and liking it! The in-room hotel massage that goes a little further. The beauty day spa deep tissue that goes a little...deeper. Just like with guys, the stories mostly involve handjobs. I could do that. Going further would be too weird.

And yeah, I know that there are places that specialize in erotic massage. But it would seem so less skanky if it just happened. Or, more accurately, if I pay for it, it shows intent. If it just happens to me, I can kick back and enjoy the fantasy.

I almost had it happen once at a Hilton (a Hilton of all places!). Then the cute, 20-something guy told me that he just got in trouble for it with his boss, and he couldn't do that anyore. Dammit! Then why did you have to tell me? I could have really, really used it back then, too. And I tip really well.

Any female road warriors out there getting the happy ending? Was it good for you - or way too strange?