Come on the Go!

The latest TSA travel regulations do more than just prevent us from bringing on bottled water and hand lotion (oh, we must look soooo dehydrated when we step off planes!). Now, Toys in Babeland, the famous women-friendly toy shop, has advice about traveling with toys. This includes:

"All electronic devices are now required to be removed from carry on baggage and placed in separate trays before screening. This means that while technically you still can bring your vibrator on the plane with you, you’re expected to take it out and put it in full view in one of those plastic bins before it goes through the X-ray machine. "

(Goodness, can you imagine watching the Rabbit go through the security belt. Probably about the time that you had an entire children's church group behind you. Argh. "Mommy, what's THAT....? Double argh.)

Not to mention....

"If you have any sort of lube or sex lotion in your carry on, you’ll be subject to having it publicly confiscated. You probably want to be spared the humiliation of having an air screener waving around a bottle of your Banana-Flavored Juicy Lube while your fellow passengers crane their necks to see what’s causing the delay."

Ooh. But would it help you get dates on the plane? Imagine the pick-up line possibilities. "I see you're using banana-flavored. I'm a strawberry girl, myself...."