Come on the Go!

Like many gals, I gotta have my toys when I travel. But get this:

I fly out of a very small, puddle-jumper airport. They don't have such cool things as "luggage xray machines." Nope. There's just one woman, hand-tossing the luggage in front of everyone - and in full view of my fellow passengers. A woman who mutters to herself. A woman that makes you think, "Hmm...something's not quite right about you." A woman who seems to take a long, long time to examine where I put the dildos.

She's pulled them out of the bag (muttering something all the time - who knows what.) while I was standing there. She's closely - very closely - examined them at other times. Yeah, I get she has a job to do. But I've also gotten used to standing tall and proud while my 8-incher is displayed for all to see. "Yes, that's my dildo. And I'm damn proud of it. I am woman, see me beat off."

Seriously, though, there's gotta be a better way. I've stopped bringing my industrial-strength vibrators, just because I felt a little strange about having them displayed for all airline travelers to see. I know it's no big deal. But still, when you're bringing your Rabbit with the extra attachments - and the damn thing is almost as big as you are - people notice.

I've gotten to the point where I pack my toys in a plastic ziplock bag. That way, I don't have to think about the Muttering One touching my stuff (I mean, ick), and it clearly shows what's inside. I know other women who purchase "stealth" vibrators, like the Pocket Rocket, because they're small and more discreet (again, TSA is redefining the toys we bring - how is that good?). Other women are so embarrassed to bring toys that they won't - they buy them on the road, and leave them at the hotel.

How do you travel with toys? Do you have youor own traumatic TSA toys story to share?